Fellatio is the Perfect Gift

Women trying to figure out what to buy their man for a gift always makes me laugh. I’m seeing a lot of it on social media right now. They all want to know what to get the man who has everything. Ladies, it’s easy. A guy can never have too many blowjobs. It’s a fail proof gift that you can get creative with delivering.

I was cleaning out some old boxes the other night and came across a homemade blowjob coupon my ex girlfriend had made for me as a stocking stuffer one year. I cashed it in that night and had her wear a big red bow as she went down. It was a great gift and I enjoyed it far more than the cologne she also got me.

This year, I’m not seeing anyone, so will be turning to porn for my holiday blowjob fix. It’s 87% off now at POV Blowjobs, and that’s a deal I want in on. Sexy girls suck off one or multiple cocks at a time and end up wearing the cum.