Girlfriends Are Nice To Have

Dating can be such a hassle these days, don’t you agree? It’s much easier to just stay home and jack off. Hey, I know it’s tempting to see the date through in hopes of a goodnight blowjob or maybe even some pussy, but it’s just not worth it sometimes. What if you get an STD? Or even worse, what if she’s a Dallas Cowboys fan?

Click our link to get a 35% off discount to ATK Girlfriends here. This might be the best date you get for years, so the fact it’s discounted makes it even more of a no-brainer. Jump on this like a slut on a dick.

ATK Girlfriends has a great premise where you’re on a date with a pornstar. Everything is shot POV-style so you really feel at the center of the action. Take her out on the town and then come back to her place to get some real private time. I love the part where she’s cramming my cock down her throat. You’ll love it too.

 

Fellatio is the Perfect Gift

Women trying to figure out what to buy their man for a gift always makes me laugh. I’m seeing a lot of it on social media right now. They all want to know what to get the man who has everything. Ladies, it’s easy. A guy can never have too many blowjobs. It’s a fail proof gift that you can get creative with delivering.

I was cleaning out some old boxes the other night and came across a homemade blowjob coupon my ex girlfriend had made for me as a stocking stuffer one year. I cashed it in that night and had her wear a big red bow as she went down. It was a great gift and I enjoyed it far more than the cologne she also got me.

This year, I’m not seeing anyone, so will be turning to porn for my holiday blowjob fix. It’s 82% off at POV Blowjobs with this discount, and that’s a deal I want in on. Sexy girls suck off one or multiple cocks at a time and end up wearing the cum.